Crappaccino

The coffee you get at little garage's and rest spots. It looks like you may just have enough coffee in your hot water to make it coffee, officially. Usually vile, watery muck. Not recommended to ask for a Crapacinno when at work.

Customer at rest stop: Can I have a Crappaccino please?

Server: A what?

Customer: You know, a "cappuccino"?

Server: Oh, that!