among us

even tho its seen as a meme the actual game sucks now
YOU GOTTA PAY TO TALK
YOU GOTTA PAY TO MAKE A U S E R N A M E

friend 1: "lets play among us"
friend 2: "lol funny meme gæm"

the actual game:

Friend 1: "is this game fucking owned by EA????"
Friend 2: "probably man, and im never playing this again"

cold toilet seat

even tho its cold....... its better than warm toilet seats.

guy: would you rather have a warm toilet seat or a cold toilet seat

guy 2: cold toilet seat.

Botanophobia

....a fear of plants.

person 1: *touches tree/plant* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
(or)
person 1: "i think i have Botanophobia"
person 2: "whats that?"
person 1: "phobia of plants or trees."

Mr plant

are you talking about THE Mr plat by Ashur Gharavi on youtube or something else?

person 1: lets watch "A Day in the Life of Mr Plant"

Person 2: i love the relationship of argos and mr plant

person 1: yes