"He probably thinks it's funny when he breaks into the 'berries and cream' dance, but everyone else thinks it's so randumb.
Another term for a double chin.
Dude man, you're gaining some weight. You already have a jobble!
When you're up all night on the internet.
I was ewake all night looking at pictures of Jack Black.
An adjective describing the strange sounds made in the depths of ones body.
I must be hungry or something because my stomach is all burbly.
1. An imaginary disease that causes one to be uncontrollably emotional.
2. A word used when you can't excuse your bitchy behavior with "I'm PMSing" because you used it a week and a half ago.
I'm sorry I snapped at you today, I just have a bad case of the grumpies.
A hobbit sex toy named after a famous explorer from the Shire.
Samwise should probably buy his girl a dilbo.
sophie is the best person ever and i hope she knows that i love her and that’s she’s so nice and she deserves the world
person: “omg why is evelynne smiling?”
me: “oh! i’m texting sophie”