jobble

Another term for a double chin.

Dude man, you're gaining some weight. You already have a jobble!

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ewake

When you're up all night on the internet.

I was ewake all night looking at pictures of Jack Black.

burbly

An adjective describing the strange sounds made in the depths of ones body.

I must be hungry or something because my stomach is all burbly.

randumb

Spontaneous stupidity.

"He probably thinks it's funny when he breaks into the 'berries and cream' dance, but everyone else thinks it's so randumb.

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grumpies

1. An imaginary disease that causes one to be uncontrollably emotional.

2. A word used when you can't excuse your bitchy behavior with "I'm PMSing" because you used it a week and a half ago.

I'm sorry I snapped at you today, I just have a bad case of the grumpies.

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dilbo

A hobbit sex toy named after a famous explorer from the Shire.

Samwise should probably buy his girl a dilbo.

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sophie

sophie is the best person ever and i hope she knows that i love her and that’s she’s so nice and she deserves the world

person: “omg why is evelynne smiling?”
me: “oh! i’m texting sophie”