spputhh

What happens to the human body when a high explosive device detonates within proximity.

Roger that Captain, target in sight.............................................SPPUTHH!

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lebod

to deceive, swindle, trick or maneuver someone into doing something with no plan or intent for any equal or unequal reciprocation.

You better not lebod me if I pay for your cover charge tonight.

That guy leboded me out of 6 beers last night.

That guy leboded me when the dinner check came to the table.

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scrotam

The loudest of all farts.

Damn man, my dad heard that scrotam all the way from the basement....good one...holy shit you stink.

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La Vida Cantina

Some place at the mall

“Oh you went to La Vida Cantina? That place at the mall??”

cortesing it

Burning ships = fuck going home ; no bed, no sleep

Friend: Hey man, where you staying tonight?
You: I’m cortesing it

Friend: Until your flight in the morning?
You: Fuck yes