Kyle is a man whoâs good with his hands: a Mr. Fixit and master of the sexual arts.
Fuelled exclusively by Monster energy drink. Drywallâs biggest enemy.
His farts smell like Dominoes, his eyes are icy blue, and he has a ginger forest on his grundle.
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Kyle seemed high strung at first, but he seduced me with his sultry eyes and a good massage. We broke my bed but it was worth it.. plus, he fixed it while we waited for our Dominoes Pizza. A true Kyle