Iran

The latest in a long line of bogeymen for the West.

Person A: Did you hear, they killed Bin Laden?

Person B: Oh yeah, I guess we're all safe now?

Person A: Of course not, now we have to worry about Iran!

See also: Communist, Terrorist, Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, Taliban, North Korea.

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Iraq

The birthplace of Civilization and the deathplace of Civilians.

Blair: Hey, did you know Civilisation begun in Iraq?

Bush: Yeah, but we saw to that.

Both: YEE-HAA

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Congress

Where lobbyists go to buy their laws.

Big Corporation: Hmm this toxic waste dumping regulation seems to be affecting our business.

Lobbyist: No problem I'll just pop down to Congress and buy a new one.

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USA

Britain's largest colony.

Person A: I'm going to the USA.
Person B: They speak English there you know.
Person A: Really?
Person B: Yes, they're Britain's largest colony.

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