Random
Source Code
Random
When a man whips a woman in the face with his dick, like it's a pistol.
Ron:I'll dick whip that bitch in the face when she goes to stand down, if she wants to give me head.
Gary: well goddamn.
4π 2π
When a person puts a metal rake into an electrical circuit, and the electric pulse makes the person violently shake.
This morning I put my metal rake in to an electrical circuit and the high voltage of electrical pluses ran through my body causing me to rake shake.
My brother did the rake shake last night and he almost died.
4π 2π
When a fat persons neck skin hangs down and looks like a Turkey neck.
My granny's turkey neck looks really nasty.
When a hemroid in a persons anus swells up and turns red.
The ass tomato on my dads anus is looking rough, I think he should see a doctor.
2π 2π
When a male ejaculates in a females vagina and she sprays the semen out of her vagina on to another females face. You have to have to females and one male do accomplish this act.
Nick and these Chinese twins did the Kentucky wet face and the twins thought that is how you are sopposed to fuck in America.
When a girl has huge fat vaginal lips and it looks similar to a camel toe.
Jade brockaus has a huge fucking camel toe, I can't stand to see it I throw up everytime, that fat twat bitch!!
5π 3π
When a man grows a full beard in a 24 hour time period.
My cousin bill is a sasquatcher, he can grow his beard in one day!
Kevin you can be a sasquatcher if you have a gene in your DNA for a lot of fast growing facial hair.