Gootus

The feeling of shame and misery-infused regret one experiences after buying inferior goods.

Zach bought what he thought were some swell whiskey glasses, but the Gootus quickly settled in. He knew he should have listened to Tom and bought the other, better ones.

craynade

Noun: A cray cray (crazy) AND volatile person who will cause substantial collateral damage when they go off - a crazy-grenade.

Variation: A craynade with the pin out.

Dude 1: Ol' loony Pauley just rolled up in here.
Dude 2: That guy's a craynade - let's get out of here before someone pulls his pin and the shrapnel starts flying.

glory balm

noun:

1) Ointment used to treat rashes obtained at Glory Holes

2) Salve for reducing irritation and inflammation caused by inserting ones penis through a Glory Hole

Hey Harvey, ya got any Glory Balm?

Yeah - you itching again from that truck-stop men's room incident?

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Wet Tube

noun - the prelubricated anal canal of someone awaiting a good rump pumping. Variation: wet-tuber - one who lubricates the anal canal of another individual to prep them for a good rump pumping.

Before heading out to hit the scene, ol' Paulie made sure to have a wet tube, as a good scout will always be prepared.

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