jamsog

When a man (or women) is so lubricated they are considered jammy.

If left too long, they become soggy

And become unable to rotate a donkey

Graham spent so long watching TikTok he got the Jamsog

Sausage Knocker

An individual who knocks over a vessel of sausages.

Who knocked over all of the sausages on the buffet?
Ben did, he's a sausage knocker