Vessel

an absolute unit!
someone who can take 10 stews to the dome in 1 minnow
the first and last person you see before you wake up with a sore jaw on the ground..

hey thad! you see that f**king vessel walk into the bar, holy sh*t

dude that vessel just gobbled up 3 chicks in one night!

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Vessel

The third album from the wonderful band "Twenty øne piløts"

"Did you buy their album vessel?"
"Yeah! I love it!"

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vessel

A body a spirit possesses for some purpose.

Lex was the vessel for Zod.
Kyle was the vessel for the antichist.

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Vesseling

When you're a physcho chic and want his babies but he's brought protection and has worn it. So after he's removed the condom, you take it from the bin, turn it inside out and put it inside you, hoping to become pregnant and have his babies, trapping him forever. Getting a free council house and child benefits in the process.

Usually an act performed by council house anti social vermin (CHAVs) and receptionists trying to trap their bosses or blackmailing them regarding an affair.

I couldn't be bothered to get a job and wait for a house and everything else, so I slept with this guy and vesseled him.

I'm going vesseling tonight, I can't be bothered with working anymore and saving up for a deposit.

I vesseled my boss as he wouldn't leave his wife for me.

vessell

Anyone with the name has a super chode

look at that dudes vessell

vessel

pot, weed, dank, mota, cannabis sativa, reefer, herb, et cetera

Yo wassa mutha! Ima smoke summa dat vessel up in this hurr joint. Yaya fo'.

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vessel

1.) Is a (personal) water craft that can endure waves handedly so.

2.) Those arteries mapped throughout your body being internally caked with gunk from the chemistry experiments you intake and regard as food; or possibly by aid of exercise are building and networking around defects thereby increasing circulation to that shell encased 'nut' of yours used for thinking.

1.) The captain of that vessel must be deaf in one ear because he can't navigate into the harbor in this pea soup fog.

2.) I bet his forearm has more vessel exposed than your fat ass.

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