Thrax

Thrax is the kickass virus from Osmosis Jones. His street name is 'El Muerte Rojo' or 'The Red Death'. This badass doesn't give a fuck about who he kills, wears a bitchin' trench coat, and is voiced by Morpheus(Lawrence Fishbourne). He goes into a human, steals a DNA bead from their hypothalamus gland to add to his chain, and leaves the human and all thirteen trillion cells to die. Also he has a long claw, which glows and causes things to burn up, and organisms to spontaneously combust. Even though he is hella grotesque looking, he's suave and sexy, chicks dig Thrax.

Watcher 1: Holy shit! Did you see Thrax just stab that mother fucker?
Watcher 2: Hell yeah! That bitch's ass is getting fried!

Fangirl: I think I'm in love...With Thrax.
Fangirl's Friend: ...You're in love with a germ?
Fangirl: VIRUS!

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