Boom Baby Blow

When you fuck a girl in all her holes,and right after u cum in her you place a plug in that holethis includes all holes you came in) then once your done,you connect all plugs to a chain and yank them out all at once. If done correctly, the girl will orgasm and shoot cum out of all holes.

Wade: "Hey Jim,wheres my little sister?"
Jim: "Oh shes just recovering."
Wade: "from what."
Jim: "The Boom Baby Blow"
Wade: "STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY LITTLE SIS!"

Bread cult

I am bread you are bread he is bread she is bread it is bread together we are loaf,praise the sun it gives us grain so bagels can be made. Nothing will slice our loaf,not even the big sharp metal things,but if they do they will separate us into mutants like what this one human did to my wife, i guess i can rub up against my breador’s back too.

Bread cult will prevail

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Workout robbie

A handsome man who kidnaps obese children and forces them to work out before returning them to there parents. He might even return them with a gym membership to make his mark

Parent:son do not go to that man. Child:but why daddy. Parent:He’s a workout robbie Child:how can you tell? Parent:He’s holding a gym membership card

Beating the brush

Having sex or jerking off,clearly from a bob ross video

Mother:what are you doing in there? Artistic son:im just beating the brush mom.

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Milf of Legends

An official sex tournament that doesn’t care if your straight or not,and people are eating it up like fortnite rule34

Guy:hey dude,you want to play some COD? Other guy:NO DUDE IM LATE FOR THE ANNUAL MILF OF LEGENDS TOURNAMENT!