Exploding a huge burst of cum all over your sex partner, usually in 3-6 medium doses
Sharron jerked me off soo much and chocked my cock that i bursted and gave her a silver shower,she stayed in the bathroom for 5 hours..
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A handsome man who kidnaps obese children and forces them to work out before returning them to there parents. He might even return them with a gym membership to make his mark
Parent:son do not go to that man. Child:but why daddy. Parent:Heâs a workout robbie Child:how can you tell? Parent:Heâs holding a gym membership card
An official sex tournament that doesnât care if your straight or not,and people are eating it up like fortnite rule34
Guy:hey dude,you want to play some COD? Other guy:NO DUDE IM LATE FOR THE ANNUAL MILF OF LEGENDS TOURNAMENT!
When a bubblebutt girl sits on your face and squarms around,your nose in one of her holes. This usually happens to sugardaddies with too much money than their cunt can handle
Martan: steve,my wife gave me the *highway delight* hehe
Steve:THATS NOTHEN,IM A DOUCH COSHION!
The upper class assholes that take all your fucking money much like your girlfriend with princess syndrome,this can also be used as an insult in Monopoly
I.R.S: its time... everyone:WE ARE BROKE! LEAVE US THE HELL ALONE!
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