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Thee god is most often seen as the beautiful creator, inspiration, and aim of meâs universe.
He has been known to hold the most varied attributes, from omniscience, omnipotence, omnipresence, omnibenevolence, a whole lot of omnigrrence, to, the Virgo complexity, and a Mac with internet connection.
His main focuses are gutters, the Chinese three hundred store treats, and last but not the least, the damn Italians.
Despite all his magnificence, his presence only requires air conditioner and, at least, once a day, meat.
Thee god has also been found as to be the best corporeal existence ever, the source of all immoral urges, and hopefully the "greatest conceivable eternal shag".
Heâs also a damn great kisser.
ME: Thee god, see you were right again.
ME: On wiki, they say they used mortar on that fifteen hundredâs aqueduct structure.
YOU: I know...
ME: Oh thatâs true.
ME: You know everything and youâre always right!
ME: Can you tell me one other thing?
YOU: Virgo!
ME: Damn⦠you rule!
YOU: Fine... keep being sarcastic...
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Thee god is most often seen as the beautiful creator, inspiration, and aim of meâs universe.
He has been known to hold the most varied attributes, from omniscience, omnipotence, omnipresence, omnibenevolence, a whole lot of omnigrrence, to, the Virgo complexity, and a Mac with internet connection.
His main focuses are gutters, the Chinese three hundred store treats, and last but not the least, the damn Italians.
Despite all his magnificence, his presence only requires air conditioner and, at least, once a day, meat.
Thee god has also been found as to be the best corporeal existence ever, the source of all immoral urges, and hopefully the "greatest conceivable eternal shag".
Heâs also a damn great kisser.
ME: Thee god, see you were right again.
ME: On wiki, they say they used mortar on that fifteen hundredâs aqueduct structure.
YOU: I know...
ME: Oh thatâs true.
ME: You know everything and youâre always right!
ME: Can you tell me one other thing?
YOU: Virgo!
ME: Damn⦠you rule!
YOU: Fine... keep being sarcastic...
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a) A dialog that increasingly, progressively and exponentially takes a crappy path.
b) To add emphasis to something truly unpleasantâ¦
c) To express disproval on a future choice or choices.
a)
You: Tell me please!
You: You know I always love to hear about you.
Me: Iâd better notâ¦
You: I want to know why you thought it was romanticâ¦
Me: Fineâ¦
Me: Today, I unloaded the biggest dump ever!
You: Were you also with diarrhea?
Me: I wish I wereâ¦
Me: My shit was hard and thickâ¦
Me: It felt like Cartmanâs alien probeâ¦
You: Oârly?
b)
Me: Yeah, my ass still aches excrementuouslyâ¦
Me: Can we change the topic?
c)
You: Sureâ¦
You: You know I got this amazing Macbook right?
Me: How could I ever forget�
You: Well, now I am thinking on either getting an Ipod or an Iphoneâ¦
You: What do you think?
Me: Thee god, I donât know why you ask about the Iwhatevers.
Me: I think it is escrementuously obvious!
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