Cleaning out the fish-tank

A particularly large dose of man fat applied liberally to the inside of a woman's beef curtains. Ideally needs to be enough for a fair amount of drippage

Jon : Why didnt you answer your phone last night?

Ad : Mate! I was cleaning out the fish-tank

Jon : but i phoned back an hour later

Ad : Bow chicka wow wow

K Hunt

An unfortunate person with this name is often subjected to loud shouts of his name in an offensive manner

Ad : Oi! come over here you K HUNT!!

Dave : Your such a K HUNT!!

Craig : Cheeky K HUNT!!

K Hunt : Yeah whatever

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