tater

n. A fatty outgrowth from the bottom of the buttocks, usually larger on one side and potato-like in appearance, and only found on extremely overweight individuals. Truck/lorry drivers seem especially prone to possessing them.

Whoa, that hee-haw is so fat, he's got a tater the size of a football!

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hee-haw

n. Specifically, a truck/lorry driver with an inflated sense of self-importance, tending to argue about the most inane things and be extraordinarily picky about things they pay for. It can also be used to refer to truck/lorry drivers in general. Either way, there is considerable overlap with the redneck/white trash definition of hee-haw.

A driver is getting his truck washed, wandering around the wash bay and nitpicking things that aren't to his liking, even though the wash is still ongoing.

Employee 1: (to Employee 2) What a fucking hee-haw.
Employee 2: I know, right?

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