Cats

Cute, fluffy, little demons that will cuddle you and then claw your eyes out.

Person 1: Are those your cats?
Person 2: Yes, stay away.

The Great Fuckening

The 2020 + post 2020 bad luck of every single being on earth.

Person 1: Do you remember the 2020s?
Person 2: Ah yes, The Great Fuckening.