Fisherman's friend

Fisherman's friends are little "mints" that actually taste like aids.

They are incredibly disgusting, although they cure the hell out of dogbreath.

They (Fishermen) sometimes refer to them as friends, but most of the time they refer to them as semen, because what's a fisherman without his semen?

Liam: My throat is really sore and my breath stinks, i think i should self medicate my throat with fishermans friends.

Sam: You might not want to do that, i heard fisherman's friend is a slang term for semen.

Peter: Oh...what's a fisherman without his semen?

Barnaby: A fisherlady?

Peter: No you fuck, he's a bad breathed mothertrucker.

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