Random
Source Code

The Princeton Review

A series of sexual activities in a certain order.

1. Kissing (French) (GED)
- Once you have French Kissed you have passed.
2. Groping (Feeling Up) (PSAT)
- Once both parties have felt all 'Fun" parts you have passed.
3. Fingering and/or Hand Job (Hands Only) (ACT)
- Once both parties have preformed for a 1 minute each you have passed.
4. Going Down and/or Blow Job (Oral Sex) (SAT)
- Once oral has been preformed for 3 minutes on each person you have passed. (Save time and do a 69!)
5. Anal Sex (Use a Rubber) (AP)
- Go for 5 minutes and you have passed, but don't cum early!
6. Normal Sex (Missionary & Cowboy) (LSAT)
- Once you get one partner to orgasm you have passed, most likely the guy.
7. Orgasm (Climax) (MCAT)
- Once you get the other partner to orgasm you have passed, most likely the girl. This is all or nothing! Do what you must to make her climax! If she doesn't cum, you don't pass the MCATs!

Once you have completed all the steps in order, you can say you have completed The Princeton Review.

Wow! I can't believe you finished The Princeton Review in 20 minutes! It took me at least 45 minutes, and I almost failed the MCATs.

by ExpertEntrepreneur August 4, 2011

14πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Up In Adam

When you put your penis in a man's anus for the first time.

A TRUE Up In Adam would be having a sexual encounter with a man for the first time, then putting your penis in his anus.

I've always wanted to have sex with another man, so I finally went Up In Adam last Friday.

I've had sex with many girls before, but I want to go Up In Adam this weekend.

by ExpertEntrepreneur August 3, 2011

12πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Cream Filled

While a women preforms a deep throat, you jizz, making sure you empty out.

Mary almost gagged when I cream filled her last night.

by ExpertEntrepreneur August 4, 2011

35πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Private Parts

Men: The Penis, Testicles, and Anus.

Women: The Breast, Vagina, and Anus.

I saw Mark's Private Parts last night, and he let me play with them.

I saw Jenny's Private Parts last night, and she let me play with them.

by ExpertEntrepreneur August 4, 2011

76πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


Drop The Anchor

While motorboating a women you finger her.

So me and my girlfriend were getting into it, and she let me motorboat her this time, but I surprised her when I decided to drop the anchor.

by ExpertEntrepreneur August 3, 2011

12πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


New Jersey Highway

While preforming a 69, right as your start to cum, you slide down her body jizzing as you go down. Creating white strips that look like road lines.

Me and Heather were 69ing last night, when I pulled a New Jersey Highway on her.

by ExpertEntrepreneur August 4, 2011

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


ManTrial

To try sexual activities with another man for the first time, to see if you like it or not.

Either Making Out, Hand Job, Blow Job, or Sex.

Doesn't make you gay, just adventurous.

I had been thinking about it for a while, and decided to have a ManTrial yesterday. I have to say, I like women more.

by ExpertEntrepreneur August 4, 2011

10πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž