bye, felicia

An expression used to dismiss someone not worth your time.

"Tyler said if I could give him a ride to the airport, and I was like, "bye, felicia."

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Golf

A meaningless, arrogant sport played by rich, white businessmen who make deals with one another to shape this country up a bit among themselves. The design of the game speaks of arrogance. Think of how big the course is. The ball is about six inches in diameter. Watching it is the equivalent of watching flies fuck.

John: Did you watch the PGA golf tourney this weekend?

Jane: I had better things to do, such as look up the word "golf" on the Urban Dictionary.

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