Number Five

the cutest time travelling, spatial jumping, 13/58 year old hitman there is. savage, funny, adorable. also dates mannequins.

person 1: number five from umbrella academy? didnt he yeet an eyeball at a walll?
person 2: yes he did beech.

46👍 8👎

sksksks

word used by quirky girls who drink from metal straws and stan indie music.

LoOk aT mY mEtaL sTrAw. sAvE tHe tUrtLeS! sksksksksks

1399👍 193👎

thanos

a shriveled up, sad, lonely, idiotic grape who yeeted half the universe into the soul stone who wears a shiny yellow oven mitt with magic stones in them (no, it is not the sorcerer’s stone).

person 1: WHAT HAPPENED TO PETER?!?!? WHY DID HE HAVE TO GO?!?!?
person 2: Because thanos happened.
person 1: -yeets chanclas at tv-

73👍 5👎