Penoid

Rubber flexible tap extension to aid sink rinsing

Wife to husband- This new longer penoid is great for cleaning your football boots"

boris's bellend for me

"Boris's bellend for me"is a campaign slogan chanted by thousands who support strong leadership and a can do attitude

The Europeans were flummoxed at the brexiteers chant " Boris's bellend for me"

Chicken ticklemearsehole

Chicken ticklemearsehole is used to spice up ordering the classic Indian dish

When asked by a waiter you say" Can I have the chicken ticklemearsehole , please".

Exstrapondildolated

Exstrapondildolated. Aspaced out, wan, strung out feeling.

Synonym of discombobulated

Sorry I'm late, I'm totally exstrapondildolated

Exstrapondildolated

Wan. Spacey. A strung out feeling
Synonym: discombobulated.

Very sorry I'm late, I'm totally exstrapondildolated.