wambulance

When somebody gets upset, you call the Wambulance.

Person 1: "I just stubbed my toe!"
Person 2: "CRY ME A FRIGGEN RIVER! SOMEBODY CALL THE WAMBULANCE!"

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chi

The goodness of your karma, the aura of your inner-peace. Drinking kava tea increases your chi while fisting a goat without washing your hand significantly decreases it.

"your chi sucks"

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cockring

The ring one slides onto the penis so that it sits at the base of the penis against the body, keeping the penis erect after ejaculation. (for the woman's extended pleasure.) (or mans.)

"Does this cockring make me look fat?"

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circle jerk

A group of guys get in a circle and wack the person to the left of them off.

Hey Steve, you coming to that circle jerk Friday?

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