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Sending a vague check-in text to your ex during the holidays, ostensibly to wish them a merry Christmas or a happy Thanksgiving. A reference to the ghost of Jacob Marley dropping in on Ebenezer Scrooge on Christmas in Charles Dickensâ âA Christmas Carolâ.
Wow, my ex just texted me, âHappy New Year! I hope you had a good year.â We havenât talked since February so he must just be Marleying.
Sending a vague check-in text to an ex during the holidays, ostensibly to wish them a merry Christmas or a happy Thanksgiving. A reference to the ghost of Jacob Marley visiting Ebenezer Scrooge on Christmas in âA Christmas Carolâ.
Wow, my ex just texted me âMerry Christmas, hope youâre doing well!â I havenât seen him in years so he must just be Marleying.
The fuck you give about not getting one.
Letâs fuckâbut we can only do anal because I CANâT give up my virginity or else Iâm a slut.
Sexual morality is sort of a big deal in my church, because every time someone goes on a date my pastor enthusiastically grills them on all the juicy detailsâjust to be sure that what they did didnât constitute a loss of virginity, of course.