Rambutan

Noun

1. A tropical fruit with characteristic spikes of fur

2. A tree emits fruit of the same name

Verb

1. A sexual act involving a rambutan and another's anus

"Oh, rambutans are on sale! Perfect, they'll go well in the puree"

"The sensation when you rambutan me is unlike any other"

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The Coronavirus

A sex position like doggy-style except the person that's behind wraps his hands around the mouth and nostrils of the person on the bottom, making it hard for her to breathe

Note: heteronormative pronouns were used as placeholders; the position itself is gender netural, just like the pandemic :)

While in the Coronavirus position:

Him: Oh yeah, you sexy little oxygen whore; breathe for daddy

Her: * wheezes * mmhfdfhg yes corona-daddy fuck me, oh fuck me

Him: it's so hot when you call me that

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