cum

The white stuff that comes out of your penis

Evan and Jess were having a sleepover at his house and his parents weren't home. He pinned her down on the mattress and started eating her out while massaging her clit. She screamed with joy and felt herself getting wet. She shoved him against the wall, got down on her knees and started deep throating him. He felt himself about to cum but pushed her off and said "Baby let me fuck you like no one has fucked you before!" She smiled as she took off her bra and he rammed his cock into her and let out a big load to fill her up. She went down on him again and he felt himself about to cum. She put his dick in between her tids and he came all over them.

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snog scale

a scale used to define where you are dating wise
5 sticky eyes (Be careful using this. I’ve still got some complete twit following me around like a seeing-eye dog.)
1 holding hands
2 arm around
3 goodnight kiss
4 kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath (What you need for this is a sad mate who’s got a watch but no boyfriend.)
4.5 hand snogging (I really don’t want to go into this. Ask Jas.)
5 open mouth kissing
6 tongues
6.5 ear snogging
6.75 neck nuzzling
7 upper body fondling – outdoors
8 upper body fondling – indoors (in bed)
Virtual number 8 (When your upper body is not actually being fondled in reality, but you know that it is in your snoggees head.)
9 below waist activity (or bwa) (Apparently this can include flashing your pants. Don’t blame me. Ask Jules.)
10 the full monty (Jas and I were in the room when Dad was watching the news and the newscaster said, “Tonight the Prime Minister has reached Number 10.” And Jas and I had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazzes.)

i got to number 8 on the snog scale with mark last night!!

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corona

a virus that became known in 2020, has a huge outbreak many people dying from it and lots of cases, still not a vaccine. people with compromised immune systems or weakened immune systems are most prone to it

friend: I went to florida for spring break
other friend: hope you didn’t bring home any of that corona virus

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Testoculars

When a man places his ballsack on the bridge of his partner's nose and lets his balls sit on each of his partners eyes.

"You aint seen nothing till you've looked through my testoculars" - That mu'fucker Ed-

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