wot dat mowf do?

This is another way of saying "What that mouth do?" Seems a fair enough question. If that mouth don't do anything but flap gums then its time to move on. But if that mowf knows a lil sumthin bout smokin that thobby noodle then its all good.

1) Hey baby, wot dat mowf do?

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spooge-a-holic

A spooge-a-holic is a chick or dude (eww) that just loves nuthin better than to swallow mass quantities of spooge. Bukake videos are made featuring spooge-a-holics. Also see spoogehog. A very attractive trait for a woman to posess.

1) She was a raging spooge-a-holic.... after she did me and I passed out, she did everyone else at the party too.

2) Man, I love that little bukake bitch.... what a spooge-a-holic.

3) Shes a spooge-a-holic, I gave her desert.

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tung da bung

Tung da bung means licking ass.... analingus.....tossing salad......smooching sphincter.

1) Lindsay Lohan is such a hottie, I would definitely tung da bung.

2) Britney Spears is so luscious, I would tung da bung.

3) Janet Jackson got such a nice ass I would surely tung da bung.

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poopuss

A poopuss is a nasty twat that is brown and has stalagtites and smells like ass. This condition usually happens when the chick in question wipes from the back to the front instead of from the front to the back.

1) I went to chow down on her and I about gagged... she had a nasty case of poopuss.

2) Biotch, go wash that nasty poopuss before you come to bed...ya ho, ya.

3) When I looked at my face in the mirror in the morning, it looked like I been eating chocolate chip cookies last night, but it really came from a nasty case of poopuss.

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beff

This is another word for breath.

1) Dude, yo beff smell like ass.

2) What the hell have you been eatin? Yo beff smells like the landfill on a hot day.

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bonghole

A bonghole is that stinky place between your ass cheeks where you make poo. Also known as sphincter, crinkled star, chocolate starfish, pootyhole, asshole, butthole, hershey highway, poop chute, cornhole, browneye, arsehole, back door, balloon knot, culo, pooper, shithole, stinkstar, turd cutter, hiney hole, bumhole, etc..

1) Beavis said "I need TP for my bonghole"

2) She was beggin for it, I had to thow it allupinzoid the bonghole.

3) ...so she asked me, "what do you mean by tung-da-bung?" I mean for you to tongue my bonghole, baby.

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browncappin

Browncappin is when you got to take a shit so bad that the round end of the turd starts poking out your asshole, usually accompanied by skidmarks in the underwear. I guess the first person seeing this happen up close thought it looked like there was a cap on the asshole. Some places in Maryland it is also considered a derogatory declaration aimed at someone. I mean, if somebody yanked down their drawers and browncapped you, how would YOU feel about it? Getting "browncapped" is plenty good reason to kick somebodys ass.

1) Man, I browncapped the ol lady last night and the ho threw a friggin lamp at me..... crazy biatch.

2) I was stuck in traffic this morning on the beltway for 2 hours. I was browncappin so bad that I had to pinch one off in a McDonalds cup.

3) Baby, keep on bitchin, you gonna mess around and get browncapped if you don't watch yo mowf.