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An assbaby is a muthafucker that weren't born from no pussy......... noooooo sirreeee.... this homeboy was born out of some nasty crack ho's turd encrusted asshole. We all know a moe fugga like this. He runs off da mowf and is fulla shit about 99% of the time and pretty much embarrases you to be seen with his lame ass. Hes a full grown asshole now, but once upon a time he was born an assbaby.
(1) Joe: Yeah, man, Bildo called today. Fred: Oh yeah, whats did that assbaby want?
(2) She was grunting on the toilet.... her asshole was splitting with pain. This had to be the biggest shit she had ever took. With one final bloodcurdling scream , the unholy monster pushed its way past her gaping sphincter and went plop into the commode. She was half afraid to look, but she did, and was instantly horrified by what she beheld. It was an assbaby!!!! A perfectly formed head with a skeletor ugly face the end of a 9 inch turd with little arms and legs sticking out the sides. But just then, her natural motherly instinct took over and she showered the fresh assbaby with love and affection. She kissed it and carresed it and even tho it left brown smears on her cheek, she adored it with all her heart. She made up her mind on the spot. She would call it Bildo.
"Thowin stem" is when you whip out your "stem" and "thow" it "allupinzoid". In other words, your insert your penis into someone or somethings orifice. But you cant do it like a wimp, cuz thats not "thowin" it. You got to haul off and really THOW that bad boy all up in there, ya know?
1) Damn, shes a bitchin ho... I think I'm gonna "thow stem" tonight.
2) Damn, she turned me down, it looks like I gotta "thow stem" allupinhand tonight.
3) Brenda was on the rag so I had to "thow stem" allupindamowf.
Moe Fugga is another way of saying motherfucker. Also see:motherfucker,moe foe,muda fugga,mudafucka,mudda fukka,muddafudda,muddafuqa,muddah fukkah,muddatrucker,mudder fudder,mu'fucka,mu-ah fuhkah,mothertrucker,mothersucker,motherhumper,motherhubber,motherfungus,motherfuckers,motherfuckercocksucker,motherfreaker,motherfo,motherfeltcher,mother sucker,mother trucker,mother-fucker,mother fuxor,mother fuker,mother fucking cock sucker,motherfuckin mother fucker,mother fucker,motherfuck-o,mother fucker face,mother fuck-ass,mother focker,mother fo,mother fletcher,mother father,mother f'er,mother f,mother cunter,mothafuckin bitch assz,mothafucker,mothafucka,motha trucker,motha brotha,mosucker,morter Forker,moogerfooger,mooger fooger,monky fucker,monkeyfukker,monkeyfucker,mofungo,mofugly,mofugger,mofuggah,mofugga,mofuga,mofug,mofucko,mofucker,mofucka,mofuck,mofoko,mofonegro,mofongo,mofong,mofongoes,mofoko,mofoka,mofohoe,mofoho,mofoe,mofocka,mofock,mofo's,moFo,mofloppaz,mofacker,mofacka,moF / moFO,moefoe,modafoka,mo-fo,mo'fo,mo'a fucka,mo fwacka,mo fugga chugga,mo fucka,mo Friggers,mo Freaker,mo fo you anal bitch face,mo Fo,mo facka,mo fizzle,mo cracka,mo clucka,mo chucker,fudder mukker,fuglyUther,mucker,futhamucka,futhamukka,futher mucker,futhermucker.
1) Got DAT moe fugga!
2) I smacked that moe fugga upside his nappy head.
3) Gonna thow that moe fugga allupinzoid.
to blow chunks, vomit, barf, toss your cookies, etc....
1) I was tonguing this chicks butthole and all of a sudden I crunch down on a dingleberry and I start blowin chunks. Wow, it was disgusting.
2) I was hungover as shit so I figured a little hair of the dog would get me going. I took a swig of Jack and comenced to blowin chunks immediately.
3) I stepped in a nasty glob of dogshit and when i went to scrape it off, I started blowin chunks.... the stench was horrible.
Breath that smells like ass. Most likely NOT caused from actually sucking ass but sometimes that may also be the case. When you encounter someone with assbreff, you should tell them about it so they may remedy the situation with some Juicyfruit or a Skittles. Also check their teeth for dingleberries.
1) Dude, you really got a mean case of assbreff this morning...have a Tic Tac.
2) That cop gave me a damn ticket just for goin 125 in a 30 zone.....so I told him he had assbreff and then I beat his ass.
3) The dumb ho tossed my salad and then come tryin to kiss me with that assbreff. I had to bitchslap her to straighten her out.
A boog is the same thing as a booger, with one exception. It's called a booger while it still resides in the nostril. Once it passes the outer nostril, it becomes a boog. Like if someone shoots a snot rocket and you see the offending glob stuck on the television screen, at that point it becomes a boog. Or if yer talking to your date but you can't pay attention to whatever the hell shes blabbering about because shes got this inch long nose nugget flappin out of her nostril, its not quite technically a boog yet, because its still attached to the inside of her nose, but once you grab that badboy out of her nose and wipe it on her forehead, THEN its a boog. Understand? Cool.
1) Hey babe, be a doll and wipe that nasty boog off yer face whydontcha!
2) Homeboy snorted so muck coke that his boogs looked like crack.
3) Dude, if you flick one more boog at me I am gonna cram your hat up your friggin ass.
Thow is the same as "throw" and is usually used when describing the forcefulness in which you direct or place your genitalia or other apendages into another human being, animal or object.
1) Goddamn, shes a hot fuckin ho.... first I'd "eat the corn" and then I'd "thow" stem allupinzoid.
2) Last night the ol lady was a horny bitch.... as soon as we got home she dragged me upstairs and "thowed" it on me good.
3) I think I'll go home, drink a few beers, smoke some crack, and thow.... if the ho happened to wash that thing this week.