assbaby

An assbaby is a muthafucker that weren't born from no pussy......... noooooo sirreeee.... this homeboy was born out of some nasty crack ho's turd encrusted asshole. We all know a moe fugga like this. He runs off da mowf and is fulla shit about 99% of the time and pretty much embarrases you to be seen with his lame ass. Hes a full grown asshole now, but once upon a time he was born an assbaby.

(1) Joe: Yeah, man, Bildo called today. Fred: Oh yeah, whats did that assbaby want?

(2) She was grunting on the toilet.... her asshole was splitting with pain. This had to be the biggest shit she had ever took. With one final bloodcurdling scream , the unholy monster pushed its way past her gaping sphincter and went plop into the commode. She was half afraid to look, but she did, and was instantly horrified by what she beheld. It was an assbaby!!!! A perfectly formed head with a skeletor ugly face the end of a 9 inch turd with little arms and legs sticking out the sides. But just then, her natural motherly instinct took over and she showered the fresh assbaby with love and affection. She kissed it and carresed it and even tho it left brown smears on her cheek, she adored it with all her heart. She made up her mind on the spot. She would call it Bildo.

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boog

A boog is the same thing as a booger, with one exception. It's called a booger while it still resides in the nostril. Once it passes the outer nostril, it becomes a boog. Like if someone shoots a snot rocket and you see the offending glob stuck on the television screen, at that point it becomes a boog. Or if yer talking to your date but you can't pay attention to whatever the hell shes blabbering about because shes got this inch long nose nugget flappin out of her nostril, its not quite technically a boog yet, because its still attached to the inside of her nose, but once you grab that badboy out of her nose and wipe it on her forehead, THEN its a boog. Understand? Cool.

1) Hey babe, be a doll and wipe that nasty boog off yer face whydontcha!

2) Homeboy snorted so muck coke that his boogs looked like crack.

3) Dude, if you flick one more boog at me I am gonna cram your hat up your friggin ass.

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eat the corn

hmmmmmmmmm..... I thought this would be self explanatory. I think everyone has heard this expression: That chick is so hot that I would eat the corn out of her shit. Well, thats where this comes from. Its just a shorter version.

1) Baby, you sure are lookin fine tonight... in fact you look so fine I'd "eat the corn".

2) Hey Schmed, looky over there.. she looks like Pam Anderson....man, I'd definitely "eat the corn".

3) Dude, your Mom is so hot...tell her I wanna "eat the corn".

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homoliptus

Homoliptus.... lets see...lets break it down now....homo...meaning fag and liptus.....as in mentholiptus. I still don't know what the hell it means but I been callin people homoliptus for years. I think it sounds good, just like my other invention, bastard fag. They just both really seem to get the point across. What point, you may ask? Quit asking stupid question and just make sure you use the word homoliptus in at least 5 sentences this week. Aiight, get lost homoliptus.

1) Whaddup homoliptus.... I thought you was still downtown with yer spoogehog.

2) Now you just step off with that homoliptian attitude there bro, before I bust you in da mowf.

3) (heard at the crack house) Get that moe fugga, man, thats the homoliptus that gypped us.

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allupinzoid

It means "all up inside". Inside of what, you may ask. Well, just use your imagination. It and mean all up inside of just about anything.

1) I spread that bitches cheeks and thowed tung allupinzoid.

2) I had a major boog stalagtite so I had to thow finger allupinzoid to dig it out.

3) She was beggin for the thobby noodle so I thowed it allupinzoid.

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thobby noodle

Slang for throbby noodle. A pecker, dick, cock, blue vein thobber, massive purple headed warrior of love, jizz spigot, boner, hard-on, whatever ya wanna call it...I think you get the idea. Also known as thobby.

1) Baby come here and lick my thobby noodle, you wake him up and I'll thow stem allupinzoid.

2) Aw, cum on baby, I know you want this thobby noodle up yer pooper.

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spoogehog

A spoogehog is a young lady that just loves to suck down all the spooge that she can get her cumbubblin lips on. If ya dont know what spooge is, look it up.

1) Dude, I was toast after I boned her butthole for an hour but that spoogehog blew me til I got off three more times last night.

2) That hizo was so wizack. What a fuckin spizoogehizzog, yo.

3) I couldn't believe that spoogehog... after I busted a nut up Tiffanys asshole, Kim spread her cheeks and sucked it all out and started gargling with it. Wow, wut a hot little ho.

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