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A nose nugget is one of those wonderful little green suprizes that you discover fluttering in your nostril. Sometimes they are hard and crunchy, and sometimes they are soft and mushy. Not to be confused with snot, which is of a more liquid consistency and can be stretched out to 100 times its original length. Nose nuggets are very handy for picking and flicking into someones hair that you dont like. Or to wipe in an unsuspecting place for someone else to discover. What a thoughtful suprize. Now go out there and share your nose nuggets with everyone.
1) Dude, I was escavating a monster nose nugget last night and I yanked and yanked on it and it finally came out but I think I yanked a piece of my brain with it...help me get this bitch back in there.
2) The snotty bitch kept shushing me at the movies so I flicked about six nose nuggets in her hair during the flick.
You should see my nose nugget collection....got em all boxed up and labeled...must be 2500 strong by now.
One who sniffs farts. A person that snorts up the anal fumes of another. Not to be confused with a fart lighter.
1) Dude, you are a fart sniffer, man.
2) She said she was a fart sniffer so I obliged her, but I pushed too hard and made her eat corn. Bummer....
A blue vein thobber is a penis, a cock, a hard on, a boner, a mighty phallic weapon of cunt destruction.
1) Honey, please commence to gobbling my blue vein thobber since I just pulled it from your drippin poop chute.
2) Suck the snot out of my fuck stick, in other words, partake of the goo emenating from my blue vein thobber.