sucks a bag of cheese

Something that really sucks.

"You're paralyzed? Man, that sucks a bag of cheese."

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Coldplay Injury

When you get hurt so badly that Coldplay comes to the hospital to break the news to you in the form of a parody of one of their own songs.

Last week, my friend sustained a Coldplay injury. The band came to the hospital and told him that he was Para-, Para-, paralyzed."

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shoot him an ask

To ask somebody something. It doesn't have to be a guy, "shoot her an ask" is totally legit too.

"Is Tom coming to the party? I don't know, let me shoot him an ask."

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rave bags

Bags under your eyes because you were busy raving all night and the air conditioner only went up to your neck and your face is all red.

"Yo Tom, you've got some serious rave bags man...I guess last night was pretty gitch."

chill your chili beans

To calm down and stop flipping out.

"So Tom was about to start a fight and I was like 'Yo dude, chill your chili beans'!"

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