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When you are so fucking bored in class that you rub your finger over every single key that makes something appear on your screen. YOu have already tried qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiolp and qpeityworualdjgskfhzmcbxnv. YOu could be studying for the test you have later today but no, you're wasting your life away to try and find a new keyboard combination.

The Idiot - Oh my god I'm so bored I could just 1qazxsw23edcvfr45tgbny67ujm,i89ol./;p0-'=\
Sensible Person - You do know you could be studying or doing your work y'know?

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When someone is so mad at you that they say go suck a dick. in binary. What did you do to piss them off this time.

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