Garfool

When you or someone else screws you in a way that is unscrewable.

The cat garfooled Chris by puking in his shoes.

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Oh

Something you say when there is nothing else to say in a very uncomfortable situation.

Friend 1: Hey I just found out my dad has Cancer.
Friend 2: Oh...

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HTFU

H- Hold
T- The
F- Fuck
U- Up

An abrupt way to tell someone you have to step away for a short moment or when something is so unbelievable that you need a moment to think

“Htfu man I gotta go grab my popcorn.”

Or
“HTFU DID THIS SWEATY LITTLE TEN YEAR OLD JUST STEAL MY ACE?

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Pooted and Fratted

When a human excrets the lovely juices of the body into a solid form while a small little fart cloud flys gracefully out of the rectal cavity

Tommy pooted and fratted all over the couch so his mom had to buy a new one

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