Strawberry Jam

A vagina which seems to be pink and yummy.

Friend1: She had the perfect strawberry jam I've ever tasted!
Friend2: Sheeesh! I'd like to taste that too.

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Leblebisus

The almighty chickpea god.

He shall return when humanity consumed a total number of 100 billion of chickpea.

He shall award the ones who consumed chickpeas but the ones who haven't consumed any chickpeas shouldn't expect any mercy. May The Almighty Leblebisus will bless us all.

Oh! The Almighty Leblebisus, please show this foolish mortal the correct way!!!!!