Porridge cannon

A porridge cannon is where you spread your cheeks while bending over to spray faeces at people for fun. for best results eat lots of dogdy food on a seedy sunday

Jerrome was always hogging the toilet so i kicked the door in and blasted him with my porridge cannon.

Adrian's porridge cannon was leaking so he had to see a doctor before it seized up

I would let mel gibson eat a bowl of cereal out of my porridge cannon any day

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The struggling pineapple

When you get a chick in the doggy style postion and jam a pineapple in her, then step back and watch them struggle to get it out. Its good to do while having a quiet beer with mates.

Roxanne was being a cunt during sex so i gave her the struggling pineapple. that will will teach the mutt for calling me by my first name

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