Snatch Test

The pregame warm up before you eat pussy. You have to reach down there with a finger or two, rub the beaver and then as you are kissing their neck, lets say your right side, you take the left hand and hook it around her neck around to the side you are kissing and check out the smell. If it's bad fish, throw that bitch off the boat.

Hey dude...good luck tonight, and don't forget the snatch test.

Man, I'm glad I did the snatch test last night, shit was putrid!

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Whores Cunt

This is the big gun. It's for when a chic is beyond a cunt. Not only is she a cunt, but she's a Whore's Cunt. For she is the dirtiest of all the cunts in the world!

You're a whores cunt you know that!

You know what, only a true whores cunt would do something like that.

I WAS going to call you a cunt, but that would be too nice, no...your worse than that, you are true WHORES CUNT! You fucking CUNT!

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Rectal Kisser

It's where two individuals put their ass cheeks together and begin contracting their anus in rhythmic form - contract and relax. It can be be quick or slow, or even hard pressed like a french kiss. Typically performed by homosexuals. (I assume lol)

Dude...I think Neil is rectal kisser.

Hey man, what the fuck are Neil and Bob doing in there? They been in there for over an hour. I bet their rectal kissing again!

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skinker

A skinker is a nasty looking woman who is trying pick up some cock.

Damn dude, Glenn was getting hit on by all these old skinkers last night at the club, I think he even took one home!

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head

Head refers to another buddy, or even oneself. Can even mean jubilation as in Heeeeeeeeeead.

So what did head bowl today?

Heads feeling annoyed right now.

Look, heads tryin to score with that chic over there. I wonder if he'll be successful.

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Anal CPR

When a person places their mouth on another persons anus and begins to blow oxygen into their rectum. It's the next generation of gerballing.

Hey dude, I think Steve Carmichael is gay, he wanted to perform anal CPR on me.

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Crapspooge

It label given to any foul individual, albeit body odor, dirty, or just a shitty attitude. In essense, it's slime that cums out the ass of someone who just got ass raped.

Dude...what's with all the crapspooge on your hands?

Look at that crapspooge who just walked in.

What's up crapspooge?

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