And with your ears, you do nothing

Implies that someone is a moron, not reading the room/situation, or is just plain not listening.

Worker 1: Rinses Tupperware of salmon and broccoli remnants into sink with sign that says “Out of Order, Do Not Use”
Worker 2: And with your ears, you do nothing.

Had

When someone’s license gets revoked.

That VSCO girl got had after she was convicted of her fourth felony DWI.

Feces Puffs

Poop, crap, scat, little balls of feces.

I got slapped in the face by a couple rouge feces puffs on my way into work this morning.