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When your "soon-to-be" in-laws back over you with their car a week before your wedding date in your own driveway.
"Hey man, look out for that car before you get Berila'd! Damn look at your mangled up legs, that sucks!
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People who spend their time sitting on their front porch all day. Their porches are outfitted with family room type furniture and sometime even a refrigerator. These people will resist all forms of exercise and personal hygiene. Porch people's main forms of entertainment are the arrival of the ice cream man, watching the bug zapper at work, and Nascar events.
"Hey look at those porch people swarming that ice cream truck"
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People who burn pallets to heat their home in the winter. Pallet people can be found by looking for run-down homes with satellite tv dishes and pallets stacked up in their front yard.
Get a load of them pallet-people, they can't even park in their driveway with all those pallets in the way.
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One who spends all day sitting on an empty upside-down five gallon bucket. They can sometimes be seen in poor neighborhoods in front of beverage stores.
"Hey look at that bucket-boy scaring away customers."
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A sun smilin' mouth-breather.
One who can't look towards the sun without squinting, showing their upper teeth and dropping their mouth open.
Usually wears a Cleveland Browns shirt.
"Hey look at that sun smilin' mouth breather, I sure hope a cloud blocks out that sun before he drools all over himself."
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