trump

Directly replaces the word "shit" in any context. Anytime you are tempted to use the word "shit," replace it with trump.

"I stepped in some dog trump on the way to work this morning."
"Man, I got really trumpfaced last night."
"You are so full of trump your eyes are brown."

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trump

When your dog takes three dumps on a single walk, that is a trump. As rare as the hat trick in soccer or hockey, three dumps equals a trump..

I brought two bags but my dog laid a trump and I had to double up on the second bag.

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Chatterbox

Anyone who will not, cannot shut up, especially a meth tweaker with a beakful.

Man, Jimmy just got back from that Winnebago that's parked in the desert; he's been a chatterbox al morning.

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