neighbae

the literal girl next door that you're fucking.

Brad: "shit, who's that hottie that just walked in next door?"
Neil: "that's my neighbae Ashley Paige Madison. she comes over, we fuck, and she just walks herself home. it's awesome."

fuckboy syndrome

an incurable disease that leads to perpetual immaturity and disrespect towards most women. common symptoms may include but are not limited to: no communication skills, living in their mothers basement, never-ending weed smoking, no job, constant GTA playing, and refusal to grow up and act like the adult that they should be.

A: "why is he suddenly snapchatting me showing me new clothes like I give a fuck?! we haven't talked in a month and now this? SNAPCHAT??? what in the actual fuck is happening..."

S: "it's fuckboy syndrome. don't fall for his tricks!"

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