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The feeling one gets after a good workout ...buff and fabulous.
Laurie did 10 laps around the track tonite. Afterwards she was feeling buffabulous.
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These are obnoxious sunglasses worn by women. They usually are over embellished with crystals, have lenses and frames that are so huge they cover the entire eye socket and brow bone, and are cheap, trashy designer knock-offs hence fit for a slut.
Marcy's slut goggles were a cheap knock off of the latest D&G sunglasses. The frame temples had the initials G&D on them. How tacky can you get?
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This is an unfeminine condition in which females lift too many leg weights which results in masculine gams. The calves and thighs may become extremely defined with bulging veins.
Jessica's mangams are so huge that she can't find jeans that fit.
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An athlete that makes an unbelievable ass of himself in the public eye.
Tiger Woods is an asslete for cheating on that gorgeous wife of his.
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In this economy many people are looking for ways to save money. One is to prolong their products. For example, they may water down handsoap or cut open a tube of toothpaste to scrape all of the toothpaste out. These things are done to ensure every ounce of product is used before buying anything new.
girl 1: There is no more handsoap left.
girl 2: Sure there is! (fills up the soap bottle with water)
girl 1: The handsoap is water-downed now! Stop being a product prolonger and toss the bottle in the garbage!
A fart released by a female. Femfarts may be short in duration, high-pitched, squeaky, unexpected and sometimes can be silent but smelly.
Anne and I were cruising in her car to the mall, when all of a sudden she let out a femfart with no warning.
This is rage brought on by all things snow storm related. It could occur while driving in snow, shoveling the snow, digging your car out from the snow, or not having the proper tools to deal with the snow.
Johnny: I left my snow shovel by the garage and now its missing. Turns out my next door neighbor took it without asking and never brought it back! Now I'm really pissed!
Mark: Calm down. Don't let the snow rage get to you!
Johnny: I'm going to use my snow blower and blow all this snow on her driveway she just shoveled!