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Twi-dult's are the adult population obsessed with the Twilight saga. Twilight is no longer only a teenage obsession. The Twi-dult's have more disposable income than the average teenage Twilight fan thus being able to buy ridiculus amounts of Twilight merchandise. The most extreme obsessions are evident when the Twi-dult's incorporate a part of Twilight into their everyday lives.
Veronica could be the leader of the Twi-dults. Her bedroom is decorated in a Twilight theme and her husband threw her a Twilight themed birthday party when she turned 34.
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These are obnoxious sunglasses worn by women. They usually are over embellished with crystals, have lenses and frames that are so huge they cover the entire eye socket and brow bone, and are cheap, trashy designer knock-offs hence fit for a slut.
Marcy's slut goggles were a cheap knock off of the latest D&G sunglasses. The frame temples had the initials G&D on them. How tacky can you get?
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An athlete that makes an unbelievable ass of himself in the public eye.
Tiger Woods is an asslete for cheating on that gorgeous wife of his.
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An individual who is still in text mode when writing emails or letters. They write everything abbreviated as most people do in text messages but they continue to abbreviate everything even when not phone texting. This is out of habit but for some its just sheer laziness.
Dear Laurie,
How R U 2day? I hope all is well with U! I can't w8 4 spring break so I can come 2 Florida 2 visit U! Do U think the plane ticket will be Xpensive? Thanks 4 letting me stay in your beach house! I will write U l8ter....
Luv U,
Kaitlyn
P.S. Sorry I am a text talker...I'm just so use to texting on the phone so now when I write letters its just habit for me to abbreviate everything. LOL!
This is the opposite of a sophisticant. The sophistican is sophisticated in every way and may or may not have all the money in the world to buy the finer things in life, but they are educated, have tact, are cultured, exhibit excellant taste, are well mannered, and can pull it off every time. There is nothing phony about the sophistican.
Charlie took me out to dinner and knew exactly which entree I would enjoy..right down to the wine. I let him order for me because he is the sophistican in this relationship.
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In this economy many people are looking for ways to save money. One is to prolong their products. For example, they may water down handsoap or cut open a tube of toothpaste to scrape all of the toothpaste out. These things are done to ensure every ounce of product is used before buying anything new.
girl 1: There is no more handsoap left.
girl 2: Sure there is! (fills up the soap bottle with water)
girl 1: The handsoap is water-downed now! Stop being a product prolonger and toss the bottle in the garbage!
A fart released by a female. Femfarts may be short in duration, high-pitched, squeaky, unexpected and sometimes can be silent but smelly.
Anne and I were cruising in her car to the mall, when all of a sudden she let out a femfart with no warning.