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Pancake Mix

Cooking economics - A substance added with milk than heated can create pancakes which is the best breakfast better yet food in the history of mankind!

Popularity - A substance which when eaten raw, straight from the box will make you instantly cool and popular! Usually accomplished by men!

Pancake mix - one's friends' favorite food!

"You aint got no pancake mix!" - informing you are lame, weak, or a complete loser!

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Person#1 - "Excuse me sir aren't you gonna add any milk to that pancake mix?"

Person#2 - "What, you think im some sort of pansy???"

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Person#1 - "Check out that guys pancake mix!"

Person#2 - "Yeah i heard he jugs it everyday!!!"

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Person#1 - "What did i say about checkin out my mother flippin pancakes?" (Sometimes mother flippin used as an adjective describing the pancakes!) (Other times it is used to literally check out ones mom that is currently occupied flipping pancakes!)

Person#2 - "Sorry your moms' cooking turns me on!!!"

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Hardcore Cool Cat - "I'm bakin bacon while im bacon mancakes! UUUGGGGHHHH!!!! Doesn't get more manlier than that!!!"

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Hardcore Cool Cat - "We aint talkin about no pancakes! We talkin bout raw straight from the box mancake mix!!!"

by FASTGUYDOGonyt March 3, 2011

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Call of Duty series

The (metaphorically) funniest joke on the planet! A game series that goes from MW1 (which was a pretty sick game) to MW2 (which contained graphics that blew everyone away but had terrible game play with campers/OMA noobtubers/hackers/glitchers/and boosters) to Black Ops (which is the most recent game in the series that ironically has the worst graphics yet but decent game play!) It is metophorically a joke because the games go from bad to worse and people think it is still a good game (ironically the ones that are ruining it)

Person#1 - "Hey you guys wanna hear a funny joke?"

Crowd - "Sure!"

Person#1 - "Black ops!"

Crowd - (LOLz!)

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Creator of Black Ops (Retard) - (in a retarded voice) Hey guys i is r the craerter of black ops and i did goood job (ironically it is a piece of shit!)! I hired excpertz to designgng game plaeye and my 2 year old daughter draw maps her self (Hence why nuke town is well you know!) I R Kool!

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Call of Duty series ha what a joke!!!

by FASTGUYDOGonyt March 3, 2011

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