psuedo-incest

Sexual relations with someone you consider as close as a family member, but who is not legally your relative. May feel awkwardly like regular incest, but is generally more socially accepted.

Person 1: So like... me and Mike have known each other for a while... but he's like a brother to me, if I bang him won't that be wrong?

Person 2: Naw, that's only psuedo-incest, go get yourself a piece o' his sausage.

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smartsport

Someone who talks trash on online communities. Usually smells like poop.

Have you heard of that Smartsport guy? He smells like shit!

u cant see me

The best taunt ever. guess who invented it, JOHN CENA It is also very useful in certain situations

Example 1
robber: hey get the fuck down bitches i need to rob this store
Cops: hey robber hands up
robber: Ucant see me "waves hand at his face"
cops: where the hell is he

example 2
Steve: hey is that man blind
blind man: i am blind
Steve: THEN U CANT SEE ME" waves hand at own face"
Blind man: " sigh"

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