National Lying Bitch Day

EVERYDAY OF THE FUCKING YEAR (including: leap year, bitches don't take a day off)

Friend Jared : "Hey did you know today is National Lying Bitch Day, that must be why your wife got DP while she was at the "park with the kids"."
Friend David: "Fuck you Jared, every day is National Lying Bitch Day"

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