Disabe

Disabe (Disable), to be disbabed (Disabled). When you say something so stupid that you become Disabed
Disabe (Dis-ab / Disabed (Dis-ab'd)

Person 1: Wow, I cant spell this word
Person 2: Unlucky mate, you are now disabed

Person 1: This music is great
Person 2: If you like this music you must be disabed

Micro-Flex

When a person, usually a friend, brags or boasts about an insignificant event that has happened to them. In comparison to a normal flex a Micro-Flex makes you question why they would say such a thing too you as it does not effect your life in any way and you do not care for it. A Micro-Flex is usually performed by a person who has very little self confidence, this is due to them wanting to big up their own uneventful and sad lives.

Person 1: I'm starting my new job on the 15th of October
Person 2: *Why would they say that to me? Did they just Micro-Flex Me?*

Person 1: I just lost my Virginity
Person 2: *Ok, cool. I didn't need to know and I don't care.*

Person 1: I always go clubbing and I always feel like shit the next day
Person 2: *So don't go clubbing on a Uni night then, are you seriously trying to Micro-Flex me?*