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Ignito word to use in order to determine if a woman is down to scissor. Say it really fast three times. Slammâin Clams
Do you like salmon clams? Iâm up for some fun tonight.
A man takes down his pants to completely expose himself, preferably at a rehearsal dinner or similar formal event. He then proceeeds to light his pubic hair on his genetalia on fire. He then pays it out with his hands to extinguish, much like stomping out an accidental prairie fire. Note: if attempted itâs best to have a spotter ready with a beer to extinguish.
Could you believe that prairie fire? I doubt his wife is happy. He took it all the way down to the roots. That smell of burnt pubes is absolutely unmistakable.
Placing your hands around your genetalia in the form of a diamond in order to protect your groin area that isnât secured with a condom from STDs. Itâs doesnât work but it could if you have no other choice.
Did you put the diamond cutter on her last night? She looked dicey and Iâm sure she had a least genital warts.