DIABLO

When you really have to piss but you don’t want to miss your bro’s nailing, so your grab an empty champagne bottle and start pissing in it in the middle of the bar until it overflows, at which point the DO yells at you for being a dumb-ass. Dick In A Bottle Let’s it Overflow

Dude, I need to piss but the line to the pisser is too long. Can I have your empty beer bottle? Sure, just don’t pull a DIABLO..

SALT

A huge pussy who let's his students land short, never smiles, and doesn't believe in dinosaurs.

"Dude I pulled a Salt today, landed short twice on one LDG"

Dude I pulled a Salt today, landed short twice on one LDG.