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The last day of the work week when you realize the "New Friday" works out much better because you can savor the moment and sleep in with your friends wife at your side
I enjoyed Old Friday much more than New Friday....how about you Mrs Dussault????
The allowance of ones wife to suck the toe or finger of a close friend
My wife and i went to dinner and my wife buddy suckled my brother in law
The wednesday night you get together with your friends and drink large amounts of whiskey to show you have what it takes to hang with the saturday crowd.
I really want to go to Terry's party this weekend but i was told i have to attend pre-saturday first to get an invite
When you drink so much "George Dickel Tennessee Whisky" that you cant remember what you did the next morning and are told by your friends to check out youtube for videos of all the debauchery they captured on their cell phones.
Me - What happened last night, i dont remember anything after that fifth shot of whiskey
Friend - check out youtube......#yougotDickel'd
The tuesday you get drunk on good whisky and swap wives with your friends
Last tuesday fernando and nanci got new friday'd at tino's house
The act of throwing a rooster or roosters (preferably just before dawn) into the backyard of the person(s) that backed out of going out that night.
Ken backed out of going to the strip club with us so later that night we gave him a cocking
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