lush

A person who drinks large amounts of alcohol but does not attend AA meetings.

Friend: You're such an alcoholic
Drinker: Alcoholics go to meetings, lushes don't. I'm a luch

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asstease

n. Reserved for gay tops who constantly say "I wanna fuck you" but when you call them on it they back out.

Bottom: I'm gonna try calling Mike again, I need some action.
Friend: When was the last time you saw each other?
Bottom: We hooked up about 3 weeks ago but we speak all the time and want to do it again.
Friend: Leave him alone he's such an asstease.

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