boozable

40 40 oz wifebeater tallboy pounder A large single beer meant to give one a buzz all on it's own but not to make one drunk. Much like an oscar meyer lunchable (cheese, meat and cracker snack pack) is a single serving snack meant to curb hunger but is not big enough to fill you up.

Pete: Did you go to the store and get the 18 pack yet?
Craig: No but there's a couple of boozables in the fridge for now

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chunky bidet

When you drop a turd with the precise mass, shape and density at the just perfect speed, that lands in the water at the precise angle to send a large splash of toilet water straight back at your brown eye.

Pete: (from inside the bathroom) Awwwwww goddammit!!!!
Craig: (from outside the bathroom) Everything ok in there?
Pete: No, I just got a chunky bidet!

bitchsquatter

While playing a first person shooter game online (for example Ghost Recon), standing in one spot where people respawn so it is very easy to rack up kills.

Pete: I am the king of this game, it's toooooooo easy!!
Craig: Knock it off you little bitchsquatter!!!

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