Mando Moment

When an old girl-friend or sexy female randomly messages you on a social networking site in an attempt to hook up with you.

Me: Dude, you never would guess what happened to me last-night?

Person: What!?

Me: I had a Mando Moment, Shirley messaged me on facespace, and she wants to get back with me! We're gunna get coffee on Saturday!

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LMMFFAAO

Short for: Laughing My Mutha F*ckin Fat Asian A** Off. Most commonly used by very big Asians to get a point of responsive humor across to the other person or persons. In replacement of LOL, but only used for fat Asians.

Person: Your name backwards sounds like jack-off!

Me: LMMFFAAO