bro

A guy who replaces the name of his guy friends, in some extreme cases girls too, with bro, man, or dude. A bro plays lacrosse, and/or ultimate frisbee, if he surfs that is a bonus. He always wears a hat, either backwards trucker hat or any pastel colored hat (usually sporting a logo such as vineyard vines, C+M, nantucket, etc) with slippers, topsiders, flip flops, or birkenstock sandals, usually paired with light jeans and a flannel shirt wore in some cases with a fleece vest over. When the weather gets warmer the previously stated may be replaced with brightly colored shorts and lacrosse pinnnies. He and his fellow bros are very touchy feely with each other. Most frequently used words in his vocabulary are chill, bro, sick, awww yeahh.

NOTE: He doesn't have a speach impediment, "ski" and "seff" may be added to the end of every other word out of his mouth."

"Sup bro, wanna chill at my place tonight?"
"Nah bro, I'm playin some lax with Mike, sorry man."
"No biggy, I guess I'll just pick out my outfit for tomorrow instead."
"Sounds good, maybe we can have a chillsesh tomorrow."

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